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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=366428" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Ode to Bouncer (is this your dog too?)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Ode To Bouncer</div><div style="margin:10px 0"></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Playful and stinky<br>First come to mind<br>With faithful and honest<br>Not too far behind</div><div style="margin:10px 0">These things are what make him our dog</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> large brown eyes<br> Big Black wet nose<br>On my pillow he lies<br>In canine repose<br> </div><div style="margin:10px 0">He’s poopy and snoopy<br>With an aura of funky<br>Ears sad and droopy<br>Face like a monkey</div><div style="margin:10px 0">These things are what make him our dog</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Cat hater, butt sniffer<br>A foot warmer at night<br>Crotch prodder, leg lifter<br>He’s been known to bite</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> In case of a prowler<br>No Protector of mine<br>Cowers in the shower<br>Growls turn to a whine</div><div style="margin:10px 0">These things are what make him our dog</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He’s drippy and leaky<br>And way too trusting<br>Loves toys that are squeaky <br>Eats food that’s disgusting</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Licks me awake<br>Eyes happily bugging<br>His neck I could break<br>Instead I just hug him</div><div style="margin:10px 0">These things are what make him our dog</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He falls in the pool<br> Sleeps upside down<br>Not looking too cool<br>With jowls in a frown</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>An aversion to grooming <br>Addicted to grime<br>Sees a bath looming<br>As a capital crime</div><div style="margin:10px 0">These things are what makes him our dog</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Gnaws on our shoes<br>Leaves presents of scat<br>And then when accused <br>Blames it all on the cat</div><div style="margin:10px 0">With small kids he’s ok<br>round their food can’t be trusted<br>Cookie crumbs in his beard<br>Hangs head low, knows he’s busted</div><div style="margin:10px 0">These things are what makes him our dog</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Sits up on his heinie  <br> at his supper table station<br>Looks piteous and tiny<br> Beggar waiting for donation</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Licking his privates, languid and lazy<br>Out of my chair I must shove him<br>My family and I all must be crazy<br>So why in the hell do we love him? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">These things are what makes him our dog</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Whalen">David Whalen</a><div class=q>
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Playful and stinky
First come to mind
With faithful and honest
Not too far behind

These things are what make him our dog

 large brown eyes
 Big Black wet nose
On my pillow he lies
In canine repose
 

He’s poopy and snoopy
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