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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=366201" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Corpus Delicti</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">More germs are transferred<br>While shaking hands<br>Than are transferred during <br>Heavy passionate kissing</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So if you don’t grab the hand<br>Of The next person you meet<br>And just kiss them instead, <br>just think of all the germs you’ll be missing</div><div style="margin:10px 0">On average, women say <br>seven thousand words every day<br>while two thousand words <br>most men utter</div><div style="margin:10px 0">That could be because<br>Women rarely pause<br>While most men’s minds<br>Are most oft in the gutter</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The human eye blinks about <br>Twenty nine times a minute<br>That’s if your talking to <br>Your everyday schnook</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Women blink about Four times a minute<br>When reading their average book<br>A man’s blinks can slow to one blink in ten minutes<br>While giving playboy a long leering look</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There are approximately 550 hairs in one eyebrow<br>Humans lose 40-100 strands of hair each day<br>Men usually have full eyebrows and eyelashes<br>While their heads look like eggs in an unhairy way</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The jawbone is the hardest bone in your body<br> the tongue is the muscle that’s the strongest<br>The average person spends 1/3 of their lifetime sleeping<br>And teenagers usually sleep the longest</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A person in their lifetime will drink 16,000 gallons of water<br>While 10,000 gallons of saliva will go down<br>It only takes 17 muscles to make up a smile<br>While it takes 43 muscles to frown</div><div style="margin:10px 0">In a lifetime the average person sheds 40 lbs of skin <br>100 mph plus is the speed of a sneeze<br>And your liver performs 500 functions within<br>Yet no one has yet timed the speed of a wheeze</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The Human brain is composed of 75% liquid<br>The average man consumes 10 liters of alcohol a year<br>That’s why the average man is stupid and insipid<br>Because the other 25% is composed of beer</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Humans share 98% of their DNA with monkeys<br>It takes chimps and us six months to grow nails <br>And if that comparison makes you feel kind’a funky<br>We also share 70% of our DNA with snails</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The human brain uses 20% of the bodies energy<br>But is only 2% of the body’s weight<br>There’s a few more interesting parts of the human anatomy<br>But the facts about them are too titillating to relate</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Whalen">David Whalen</a><div class=q>
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While shaking hands
Than are transferred during 
Heavy passionate kissing

So if you don’t grab the hand
Of The next person you meet
And just kiss them instead, 
just think of all the germs you’ll be missing

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