<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=366195" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Christmas At The Pearly Gates</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Three men die on Christmas day<br>And then arrive at the pearly gates<br>St Peter starts to turn them away<br>Since his records say they’re reprobates</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But since it was Christmas …well<br>He might let them in<br>If they had any symbol <br>of Christmas with them</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The first had an ornament in his pocket<br>St Peter ushered him in<br>The second had pine needles on his shirt<br>St Peter bade him within</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The third gentleman with a look of chagrin<br>Pulled out a pair of panties of green and red<br>“How do these represent Christmas? ”<br>Astounded, St Peter said</div><div style="margin:10px 0">“Well Pete, I know you are familiar <br>With beautiful, Christmas carols<br>And these skimpies might seem to you<br>Simply as risqué apparel.”<br> <br>“Well…These are Carol’s, ” <br>the man said with a grin<br>Saint Peter rolled his eyes…<br>And then let him in</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Whalen">David Whalen</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=366195" data-title="Christmas At The Pearly Gates de David Whalen" data-description="Three men die on Christmas day And then arrive at the pearly gates St Peter starts to turn them away Since his records say they’re reprobates But since it was Christmas …well He might let them in If they had any symbol of Christmas with them..."></div> </div> </div>

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