<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=366026" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Ve Haf Vays...</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Why ith there thalt in the thea, ' he thaid, <br>'Why are there thtars in the thky? <br>Why hath an elephant got two tailth, <br>Why if he hath, haven't I? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Why hath a buth got four big wheelth, <br>Why hath a bike got two, <br>Why are you looking at me like that, <br>Like a monkey chained up in a thoo? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Why do you conthtantly thake your head<br>Whenever I'm athking you why? <br>Why do you thtutter and turn quite red<br>And anthwer me with a big thigh? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Thurely my Englith ith thimple and thtraight, <br>Ith eathy to underthtand, <br>Why are your fingerth thtuck deep in your earth<br>Like a man from Afghanithtan? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I'll anzwer zis kvezchun, I'll anzwer it vunz, <br>If only you vill zhuttup! <br>I've never heard zutch a commotion before, <br>Zutch zpitting and zpraying and zutch.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Your 'ezzez' confuze me, zey come out like 'zu'z', <br>Your kvezchuns, zey never mak zenze, <br>I try to tranzlate in zuh German I know, <br>But zomehow, you mak me feel denze! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I haf no idea vhy zhere's zalt in zuh zee, <br>Or vhy elevants have two tailz, <br>Or vhy you would vant to know zees ztupid t'ings<br>Ven ve Germans, vell... Ve haf our vays! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I vunder how Englanders vun in zuh vore<br>Ven zey are like you, talk like zis? '<br>'Thatth eathy, ' he thaid, 'we came up with a code<br>That replathed each 'th' with an 'S'.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">David Lewis Paget</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Lewis+Paget">David Lewis Paget</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=366026" data-title="Ve Haf Vays... de David Lewis Paget" data-description="'Why ith there thalt in the thea, ' he thaid, 'Why are there thtars in the thky? Why hath an elephant got two tailth, Why if he hath, haven't I? ' 'Why hath a buth got four big wheelth, Why hath a bike got two, Why are you looking at me like..."></div> </div> </div>

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