<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=363903" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>What A Crazy World</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">What a crazy world we live in, <br>and you can say that again. <br>For when we open up, ours mouths <br>sometimes the words we say, <br>just come out all wrong.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A Scottish friend of my wife <br>went to see the Doctor <br>as her pregnancy was over due. <br>The Doctor told her <br>he would give it another week <br>and then he would have to induce her.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When she went, home <br>and her husband asked how it went. <br>What she said next must <br>have come as a big surprise. <br>The Doctor said if I haven’t had it <br>in another week, <br>he was going to seduce me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Another friend of Vera’s <br>went to the Doctor one day. <br>He asked, have you come on your cycle? <br>She quickly replied, <br>no my husband brought me in his car.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Vera must be learning from them. <br>When we were engaged, <br>my mother gave her <br>a large bunch of peonies. <br>She went to work the next day <br>and told all her friends about the flowers.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She then wondered why <br>they were curled up with laughter. <br>She told them about the flowers OK, <br>but her tongue couldn’t get a grip on peonies <br>and something else came out instead.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">What a crazy world we live in <br>and I wouldn’t change it in anyway.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">21 February 2008</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Harris">David Harris</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=363903" data-title="What A Crazy World de David Harris" data-description="What a crazy world we live in, and you can say that again. For when we open up, ours mouths sometimes the words we say, just come out all wrong. A Scottish friend of my wife went to see the Doctor as her pregnancy was over due. The Doctor ..."></div> </div> </div>

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