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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=363312" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Ratbag (Fun Poem 109)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Ratbag was a pirate <br>whom sailed the seven seas <br>and the Spanish Main. <br>You won’t find his name in any history book, <br>as he wasn’t that good at being a pirate at all. <br>He was neither Long John Silver <br>nor Captain Henry Morgan. <br>His greatest claim to fame <br>was attempting to kidnap <br>a Polynesian Princess, <br>but feisty woman said, <br>“Ho, Ho, Oh no you don’t.” <br>Then promptly hit Ratbag <br>over the head with a coconut. <br>However, she was much better than <br>just conking him on the bonce <br>she ran off with his pirate ship <br>and his motley crew as well. <br>She left ole Ratbag stranded on an island <br>with the most ugliest women <br>the world has ever seen. <br>Ratbag got away from there, <br>and hitched a ride <br>on a passing brigantine home, <br>but the law caught up with him <br>said he must spend twenty years <br>in the penal colony at Cookaroo. <br>Then he was place on a farm <br>that raised kangaroos; <br>his job was to round them up <br>at the close of day. <br>Another thing he was not good at <br>as the Cookaroo’s kangaroos <br>beat him up every time he shouted. <br>Escaping from Cookaroo, <br>he became a highwayman <br>another job he wasn’t good at its sad to say. <br>The first coach he shouted stand and deliver to, <br>ran him into the ground. <br>Sadly, that led to his demise. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">1 September 2009</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Author Note: <br>The name Ratbag comes from a criminal who was once locked up in Newgate Prison. The rest of this tale was made up by the author who hopes it raised a smile.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Harris">David Harris</a><div class=q>
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whom sailed the seven seas 
and the Spanish Main. 
You won’t find his name in any history book, 
as he wasn’t that good at being a pirate at all. 
He was neither Long John Silver 
nor Captain Henry Morgan. 
His greatest cl..."></div>
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