<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=363172" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>One-Finger Typist (Fun Poem 122)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I used to be a one-finger typist <br>and as the one finger wore down, <br>I discovered how to use two. <br>Finding that easy to score <br>and with the added bonus <br>of being able to play <br>chopsticks on the piano as well, <br>I decided to add a little bonus <br>and increased my fingers to three <br>and then on to four. <br>All on the same hand, I might add. <br>One day my left hand <br>feeling left in the lurch <br>decided it was going to join in <br>and my fingers typing doubled <br>to the number eight. <br>The thumbs then got jealous <br>and came into play. <br>Now both hands of fingers and thumbs <br>dance merrily across the keys, <br>but there I have a problem, <br>as they all want to press a key simultaneously. <br>Slowly words with three or four letters <br>were getting left behind <br>and I could only type words <br>with eight letters with two hyphens in between. <br>Confused? I was as well <br>as everything I typed became double hyphenated <br>and made no sense at all. <br>In desperation and frustration, <br>I reverted to being a one-finger typist <br>and now you know the story of my plight. <br>As for the other fingers, <br>well they got a new position <br>of multi-tasking elsewhere.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Harris">David Harris</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=363172" data-title="One-Finger Typist (Fun Poem 122) de David Harris" data-description="I used to be a one-finger typist and as the one finger wore down, I discovered how to use two. Finding that easy to score and with the added bonus of being able to play chopsticks on the piano as well, I decided to add a little bonus and i..."></div> </div> </div>

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