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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=362277" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Ethel And The Streaker (Fun Poem 82)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Based on characters created by Ray Stevens in his song The Streak.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now Ethel was doing her shopping <br>with here friend Maizey-Be, <br>the local gossip of the community. <br>As they pushed their trolleys to the car <br>when someone shouted, <br>“Don’t look ladies! ” <br>It was too late; <br>Ethel looked and was moved on the spot. <br>Her mouth dropped open with absolute shock. <br>There darting across the car park <br>in all his naked glory with a saggy physic <br>was a streaker. <br>Maizey-Be saw him too <br>and fainted to the ground. <br>As fast as he came <br>the streaker was now gone.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Ethel was in the library <br>with her friend Maizey-Be, <br>the local gossip of the community. <br>They just picked a book from the shelf <br>when someone shouted, <br>“Don’t look Ladies.” <br>It was too late, Ethel already had an eye full <br>and was moved on the spot and dropped her book <br>the streaker came running <br>through the isle between the bookcases<br> in all his saggy glory. <br>Maizey-Be saw him too <br>and fainted on the floor <br>as the streaker rushed by <br>and disappeared out the door.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Ethel was at a baseball game <br>with her friend Maizey-Be, <br>the local gossip of the community. <br>As they watched, the batter hit a ball into out field <br>someone shouted, <br>“Ladies don’t look! ” <br>Too late, Ethel looked with her binoculars <br>and was moved on the spot. <br>The streaker was her beloved <br>husband Fred Trotalot. <br>He was showing everyone <br>more than she had seen in years <br>as he streaked around the diamond <br>to the home base.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now Ethel and Maizey-Be <br>were not going to be out done. <br>They peeled off their cloths <br>and after Fred did run. <br>To their sagging body parts, <br>it was a breath of fresh air. <br>Fred looked back <br>and muttered to himself at the site. <br>“Oh my goodness, what have I done! ” <br>The ladies all wrinkly and crinkly <br>showed off their finery <br>to all those in the press box <br>who at the shock closed their eyes. <br>Fred kept on running, wanting to get there. <br>He couldn’t stop, as he had nothing to wear.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The police came running on to the field, <br>blankets in their hands to cover up the states <br>that was running round the field. <br>As each one they caught, <br>they marched them of the field, <br>until it was only Ethel <br>that was still running around. <br>Maizey-Be had fainted by this time <br>and rolled on her stomach to hide her modesty. <br>The crowd gave an ecstatic applause <br>as Ethel ran with her arms in the air. <br>It was as if she had scored a home run. <br>The police finally caught her <br>and all three were charged <br>with giving everyone the best laugh of the afternoon. <br>The baseball game continued <br>after this short interlude.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">4 July 2008</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Harris">David Harris</a><div class=q>
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Now Ethel was doing her shopping 
with here friend Maizey-Be, 
the local gossip of the community. 
As they pushed their trolleys to the car 
when someone shouted, 
“Don’t look..."></div>
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