<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=361718" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>As Bald As My Boot (Fun Poem 79)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I woke up one morning <br>my hair all over the pillow <br>where my head should be. <br>I looked in the mirror <br>and was shocked at what confronted me. <br>My head was as bald as my boot. <br>My wife screamed, “We’ll have none of that! ” <br>She then started combing like mad <br>our poor old cat. <br>“I’m going to make you a toupee.” <br>Now whenever my hair gets wet <br>I start smelling like something <br>that popped out of a smelly old dustbin. <br>She never did say which end the hair came from, <br>the front or the rear. <br>I’ll leave you to guess that little bit of fun.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">23 May 2008</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=David+Harris">David Harris</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=361718" data-title="As Bald As My Boot (Fun Poem 79) de David Harris" data-description="I woke up one morning my hair all over the pillow where my head should be. I looked in the mirror and was shocked at what confronted me. My head was as bald as my boot. My wife screamed, “We’ll have none of that! ” She then started co..."></div> </div> </div>

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