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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=357935" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Liberal Constitution</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Jack Sprat would eat no fat,<br>His wife would eat no lean,<br>And so, betwixt them both, you see,<br> They licked the platter clean.<br> Old nursery rhyme</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Gentlemen, I'd like to mention, with your very kind attention,<br>One important point I wish you all to know;<br>We've a policy extensive and extremely comprehensive -<br>Me an' Joe.<br>As a fact, 'tis all-embracing, just to put the matter flat;<br>Therefore, where's the need to mention that we favor 'this' or 'that'? </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Quite unlike the other party, we're so vigorous and hearty,<br>We can thrive on any diet, high or low.<br>And, if you decide to follow us, just notice what we swallow <br>Me an' Joe.<br>It is hardly worth while mentioning what Joseph can't digest,<br>And, when he has picked his dishes, I, with ease, absorb the rest.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>While other folks are musing o'er the menu, picking, choosing,<br>In a fashion most fastidious and slow,<br>At embracing or surrounding - all the meal we are astounding <br>Me an' Joe.<br>As an economic method it admits no ifs or buts;<br>For we clean up all the courses from the oysters to the nuts.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Legislative indigestion in regard to any question<br>Marks the party whose vitality is low;<br>Weaklings in the estimation of that sturdy combination,<br>Me an' Joe.<br>For the food that is politically poisonous to me<br>Joe takes with relish, while - well, vice versa don't you see.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>I can take, with little trouble, foods political that double<br>Joseph up, upon the floor, in direst woe;<br>But they all declare, who've seen us, we're omnivorous between us <br>Me an' Joe.<br>Joseph's fond of food imported with a dash of Tory sauce;<br>I love fare more democratic and Australian grown, of course.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Thus, observe, in fiscal matters we contrive to clean the platters.<br>'Tis surprising how we make the viands go!<br>With our dual constitution we can do great execution <br>Me an' Joe.<br>And the others of our party have such varied appetites<br>That there's really very little left to feed the cat o' nights.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>For, the others at the table, watching us, are quickly able<br>To elect the food they fancy most - although<br>Some they find it hard to swallow in their brave attempts to follow<br> Me an' Joe.<br>Then a little Argus Syrup or some 'Mother 'Eralds Pills'<br>Are most useful in averting any gastronomic ills.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Gentlemen, 'twould only weary you to state in manner dreary,<br>That we favor 'this,' or 'that,' or 'so-and-so,'<br>When, as you well know who've seen us, we can scoff the lot between us <br>Me an' Joe.<br>And I warn you to be careful of that legislative group<br>Which has appetite for nothing but mere Democratic soup.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Such dyspeptic politicians are not fit for their positions;<br>They are weak and puny creatures: let them go;<br>And, whatever you adhere to, you can bet your cause is dear to<br>Me - or Joe.<br>For our iron constitution is a thing to marvel at,<br>And, when we 'ave dined, as I have said, there's little for the cat.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Clarence+Michael+James+Stanislaus+Dennis">Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis</a><div class=q>
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His wife would eat no lean,
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 Old nursery rhyme

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