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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353197" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Some Of Their Laws Are Nothing But Farce</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, <br>Humpty Dumpty never did fall, <br>All the kings horses and all the kings men, <br>Weren't needed to put Humpty together again.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Why was this I hear you all say, <br>It has always been that is the way, <br>By saying it's not you are causing affray, <br>I'ts the reason Humpty's alive today.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, <br>It couldn't be built more than four inches tall, <br>So if and when he decides to fall, <br>The kings men and their horses won't need a call.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When Jack and Jill went up the hill, <br>They didn't fetch a pail of water, <br>Jack didn't fall down or break his crown, <br>Nor did Jill come tumbling after.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">What is this nonsense I hear you all ask, <br>Tell us the truth or we'll take you to task, <br>Well Jack and Jill get their water by stealth, <br>That way they both remain in good health.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">To ask children to work you must be a rotter, <br>Especially your son and your daughter, <br>It's like putting lambs to the bloody slaughter, <br>For that you'll find yourself in very hot water.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When Simple Simon met the pieman, <br>On his way to the fair, <br>He said you think that you're a fly man, <br>So eat my food if you dare.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Simon said I can't because your pie is far too cold, <br>As it doesn't have a sell by date, I can't say how old, <br>I've afraid I've got to tell you that your business must now fold, <br>My gift gift of observation is a power to behold.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Food unheated you must never eat, <br>If it's went cold you must not reheat, <br>Especially when it's a type of meat.<br>Or for sure you'll end up on the toilet seat. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Ring a ring of rosies, <br>No need to carry posies, <br>Atishoo atishoo, <br>Nobody fell down.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">This was based on fact you know, <br>You cannot change all that, <br>Yes I can I'll tell you so, <br>You can't blame the poor old rat.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">By allowing rats to thrive you see, <br>Is good for all as they run free, <br>Killing them all I trust you'll agree, <br>Is bloody murder we must let them be.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Three blind mice three blind mice, <br>They no longer run they no longer run, <br>They got the police to the farmers wife, <br>Who was arrested for carrying a carving knife.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now she's in jail for a very long time, <br>For attempting to commit such a heinous crime, <br>The mice have a life that is really sublime, <br>As over the bread and cheese they climb.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Mice are creatures that easily please, <br>It's wrong to say that they spread disease, <br>That statement can only be classed as sleaze, <br>As for cutting their tails off their must be a freeze.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">These prime examples I'm sure you will find, <br>They are not just barbaric they are so unkind, <br>You all now must get it into your mind, <br>In Health and Safety they are all now enshrined.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Though it's something the majority really deplore, <br>You can no longer do what you want anymore, <br>Big brother is watching your every chore, <br>It would destroy your soul to the very core.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">If we obeyed all the rules Health and Safety impose, <br>The worlds economies would come to a close, <br>Their guidelines for working are unclear and sparse, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'' Some Of Their Laws Are Nothing But Farce ''</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Bri+Mar">Bri Mar</a><div class=q>
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Humpty Dumpty never did fall, 
All the kings horses and all the kings men, 
Weren't needed to put Humpty together again.

Why was this I hear you all say, 
It has always been that is the way, 
By saying it's not you..."></div>
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