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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353175" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Men Cleaning Women Cannot Abide</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">My wife said she was going out to shop, <br>I knew she'd be gone for hours, <br>So I cleaned the house from bottom to top, <br>Then went out and bought her some flowers.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">On arriving home she asked what's that smell, <br>I boasted I had just cleaned the house, <br>With what she said it's like something from Hell, <br>It stinks like a hundred dead grouse.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">By doing the cleaning I thought you'd be flattered, <br>She said exactly what have you cleaned, <br>That really left my giant ego shattered, <br>How dare she leave me feeling demeaned? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The house is filthy what did you use, <br>I replied the same stuff as you, <br>She said it's my intelligence you're trying to abuse, <br>I'll now have to start cleaning anew.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">What have you done to my kitchen floor? <br>You've got it full of stellar streaks, <br>The worktops are scratched like an old barn door, <br>My mop bucket's now full of leaks.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The toilet is filthy I said no it's not, <br>She said look at the state of the pan, <br>You've left enough stains to play dot to dot, <br>As for cleaning you're now on a ban.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She'll be so impressed she'll be singing, <br>That's what I honestly thought, <br>Now she's saying I've got the house minging, <br>Remember good cleaners cannot be bought.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I walked away totally deluded and sad, <br>It's moan if we don't then moan if we do, <br>If they had a self- cleaning house they'd still go mad, <br>I'm going down to the pub for a brew.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The moral of my story affects far more than me, <br>It's a problem that is truly worldwide, <br>It's a sexist thing I'm sure all males would agree, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">‘' Men Cleaning, Women Cannot Abide ‘'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">‘' They think we do it deliberately''</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Bri+Mar">Bri Mar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353175" data-title="Men Cleaning Women Cannot Abide de Bri Mar" data-description="My wife said she was going out to shop, I knew she'd be gone for hours, So I cleaned the house from bottom to top, Then went out and bought her some flowers. On arriving home she asked what's that smell, I boasted I had just cleaned the house..."></div> </div> </div>
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