<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353143" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Her Majesty's Prison Low Moss</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Welcome to our brand new home, <br>It's everything and more, <br>En-suite bathrooms covered in chrome, <br>Nothing in here is a chore.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">No mortgage, council tax or rent, <br>All-inclusive is our pad, <br>In our quest for more we'll not relent, <br>Society has gone bloody mad.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Drugs and drink all on hand, <br>While the recession's making you gaunt, <br>Nothing we want in here is banned, <br>Our criminality we love to flaunt. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Flat screen TVs with satellite, <br>A licence we don't need, <br>Fed like a Lord both day and night, <br>They supply our every need.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Life is bliss in our luxury gaffe, <br>But somehow we'll get by, <br>We know you think we're having a laugh, <br>But in here sadness doesn't apply.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">We'd love to thank you for being so kind, <br>But in truth we couldn't care less, <br>It's our aim in life to be confined, <br>That's why we all transgress.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Do you really believe a luxury cell, <br>Will help our souls to mend, <br>Being crime free is like living in hell, <br>That's why we re-offend.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">You compensate us for committing crime, <br>It just doesn't make any sense, <br>It's part of the reason we love doing time, <br>Your powerbrokers must be dense.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">We will always end up back in here, <br>It's like a holiday without the sun, <br>To the law of the land we will never adhere, <br>Being in prison is so much fun.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So we thank you for our new hotel, <br>It's the ultimate place to doss, <br>While you're struggling we'll all sleep well, <br>In, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">‘' Her Majesty's Prison, Low Moss ‘'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Bri+Mar">Bri Mar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353143" data-title="Her Majesty's Prison Low Moss de Bri Mar" data-description="Welcome to our brand new home, It's everything and more, En-suite bathrooms covered in chrome, Nothing in here is a chore. No mortgage, council tax or rent, All-inclusive is our pad, In our quest for more we'll not relent, Society has gone ..."></div> </div> </div>

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