<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353138" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Go Sling Your Bloody Hook</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">My tablet broke the other day, <br>I went and told my Mum, <br>I never meant to cause affray, <br>But are adults really that dumb.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She told me not to worry, <br>Things could be much worse, <br>I'll get it fixed in a hurry, <br>Or on me you can place a curse.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I thought my mind was playing tricks, <br>She couldn't possibly know? <br>How to get my tablet fixed, <br>Her demons must have her in tow.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She shouted out it's all in hand, <br>I'm heading for the shops, <br>It won't take long you understand, <br>My devotion to you never stops.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Within an hour she was back, <br>I thought this can't be right, <br>She said no need to give me flak, <br>Your future's looking bright.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Your tablet couldn't be sorted, <br>So I bought you one brand new, <br>At that I just retorted, <br>I know this I am going to rue.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Here it is she said to me, <br>I want you to close your eyes, <br>Playing along filled her with glee, <br>Try this one out for size.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She said I know you'll be overawed, <br> Scottish tablet is the best, <br>I opened my eyes and thought, my God, <br>What I saw had me distressed, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">A bar of sugar lay on the table, <br>I said, Mum are you bloody mad, <br>Adults really are unstable? <br>They're all Unhinged and really sad.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She said I thought you'd love it, <br>I didn't know where to look, <br>At that she told me to shove it, <br>Then said, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">‘' Go Sling Your Bloody Hook ‘'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Bri+Mar">Bri Mar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353138" data-title="Go Sling Your Bloody Hook de Bri Mar" data-description="My tablet broke the other day, I went and told my Mum, I never meant to cause affray, But are adults really that dumb. She told me not to worry, Things could be much worse, I'll get it fixed in a hurry, Or on me you can place a curse. I th..."></div> </div> </div>

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