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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353122" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Being A Politician Can't Be Beat</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">What does it take to be a politician? <br>Well your demeanour has to be cheesy, <br>Then you must make it your life's mission, <br>To be a cretin who is dishonest and sleazy.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Pretend to your constituents you really care, <br>Then put on an, ‘' I'm genuine ‘' façade, <br>Make it your duty to make voters aware, <br>When speaking for them you will not be afraid.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Any promises you make must always be kept, <br>At least make it look that way, <br>Any problems, under the carpet they're swept, <br>Make your constituents think they have a say.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">No conscience allowed when you fail to deliver, <br>That's one you get used to quite quick, <br>Drink in subsidised bars while destroying your liver, <br>Then blame the electorate for making you sick.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When claiming expenses anything goes, <br>Pet food, a visit to the loo, <br>Every year our expense list grows, <br>That's just what politicians do.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Ask seasoned colleagues just what you can steal, <br>But don't ask them to put it in writing, <br>If you ever get caught they're out of the deal, <br>You'll have to do your own fighting.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Being at fault one always denies, <br>You must blame the lot before, <br>You'll soon get used to telling blatant lies, <br>Before long you'll be rotten to the core.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Keep in with big business they're also corrupt, <br>But they pay us to give them assistance, <br>When the time comes they go bankrupt, <br>We'll bail them out without any resistance.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">As for reprisals, well there's none, <br>You can rob the taxpayer's blind, <br>While we're in here stealing money for fun, <br>Help for the taxpayers, is being declined.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">We are part of tradition so keep up your end, <br>Mistresses and lovers are allowed, <br>That oath you took, well like marriage it can bend, <br>With immunity you are now endowed.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Failure you must learn comes as part of the job, <br>To M.P.s it becomes the norm in your life, <br>When the time finally comes for you to demob, <br>Your lump sum and pension does ease the strife.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Total self-delusion is the main thing in line, <br>Conquer that and the worlds at your feet, <br>Detach yourself from reality and you'll be fine, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">‘' Being A Politician Can't Be Beat ‘'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Bri+Mar">Bri Mar</a><div class=q>
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Well your demeanour has to be cheesy, 
Then you must make it your life's mission, 
To be a cretin who is dishonest and sleazy.

Pretend to your constituents you really care, 
Then put on an, ‘' I'm genuine ..."></div>
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