<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353087" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Silly; Old Age; Marriage: Who Put The Vacuum Cleaner Away?</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I biked to Radio Road yesterday while my wife vacuumed house.<br>When I got back she was at computer, .....quiet as a mouse.<br>I did a little chore or two outside before starting late day routine.<br>I read to my wife as she fixed the evening meal. I'm sure the house was clean.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Sometimes when she vacuums, I find the vacuum left in my way.<br>Then, if she's finished, I help..... by putting it in its place. Hey! <br>Yesterday I found no vacuum left about. My wife is getting better.<br>The progress of my feet (through our house) no vacuum cord did fetter.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So it was a minor shock to me what my wife said this morning.<br>[ It wasn't a world-shaking statement, but I had no real warning.]<br>She said 'thank you for putting vacuum cleaner away.' Something like that at least.<br>It was nothing I expected to hear from her....at our late morning feast.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> [Our conversation then went something like this; I will paraphrase.]</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He: 'no I didn't put it away sweetheart. Are you in a daze? '<br>She: 'no I'm not in a daze my dear. I'd not store it that way.'<br>He: 'wife, I'm not kidding you. If I'd done it I would say.'<br>She: 'I don't put it under the seat that way. I'd have left it neater.'<br>He: 'I'll challenge you to a senility test.' [I think that I could beat her.]<br>She: 'I'm really worried about you Bri. Who will care for you? '<br>Don't you remember putting it away? Please Bri, tell me true.<br>He: I'm telling you the truth dear wife. Why would I lie to you? '<br>Ok, sometimes I'm forgetful, but at times you are too.'<br>She: I did not put it away. I would not leave the lace on the seat askew.'<br>He: 'I love you dear wife. Maybe I did do it....., but I think you did....I do.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Bri+Edwards">Bri Edwards</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353087" data-title="Silly; Old Age; Marriage: Who Put The Vacuum Cleaner Away? de Bri Edwards" data-description="I biked to Radio Road yesterday while my wife vacuumed house. When I got back she was at computer, .....quiet as a mouse. I did a little chore or two outside before starting late day routine. I read to my wife as she fixed the evening meal. I'm su..."></div> </div> </div>

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