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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353083" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Silly; Gross: Fart!</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Having just exclaimed 'what can I write about? ' I heard a muffled noise, <br>...followed by a pungent cheesy smell which FEW of your ilk enjoys.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now farts have gotten a bad reputation....along with burps and belches.<br>In our society they are THINGS...which a more 'polite' person often squelches.<br>And I'd say I'm one of the 'more polite'...in my normal daily life; that is except when I'm alone...with my loving, understanding WIFE.<br>Why even my wife farts on rare occasions.....Don't let her know I've told.<br>But she generally does it behind a CLOSED door. Unlike me, …she's not so bold.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So 'FART' is what I'll write about tonight, .... stretched out in this chair. <br>You'll excuse me please if I let one loose...though it MAY foul the air.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Farts come in at least four varieties. I'm sure you all know THAT.<br>I could break it down to sub-varieties, but I'll KEEP those in my hat.<br>First there are farts that are quiet and smelly. Not my cup of tea.<br>At least one should make some noise....so others won't HAVE TO SAY 'not ME'.<br>Then there are those quiet but NOT smelly; I think women mostly do those.<br>They give off nothing obnoxious….. to offend your ears or nose.<br>There are noisy farts that are also smelly. Some would say they're WORST OF ALL.<br>There are noisy farts that are NOT smelly, ...some like a bugle call.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I've heard of 'farting posts'....used in competitions, ....and<br>I've heard of using cigarette lighters...to ignite fart emissions.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I've been around dogs that fart and I guess some cows do too.<br>Probably lots of species fart (now and then) ...not just a FEW.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I believe what's behind all farts...is simply what we.....eat.<br>If you eat too much or the 'wrong thing'....you MAY be blown....OFF your feet.<br>Personally that's never happened to me. I'm not lying; ....it's really TRUE.<br>No 'Captain Ahab' has ever said of me: 'My god! There he blew! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Bri+Edwards">Bri Edwards</a><div class=q>
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