<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353043" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Colonoscopy.....My Second One.....[LONG; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] Humor</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Despite all that could've gone 'wrong', the procedure did go well, <br>And next week Dr. Kao, to me, the lab results will tell.<br>I left the office wide awake, and, without sedation, feeling fine. <br>As I walked some blocks to meet my wife, on a banana and muffin I did dine.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>I'd suggest pre-op and post-op post cards to keep patients on right track, <br>Especially for us 'older' patients who, sometimes, perfect memories lack.<br>The pre-op handout I received could be clearer; ask me if you dare.<br>The post-op handout was clearer, but I almost forgot I had it, I swear! <br>The pre-op telephone call to me (ask me about it) Dr. Kao might abhor.<br>The post-op call was a nice touch, but might not have helped if I'd passed out at home on the floor.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>It's been ten days at least and daily aspirin dose (I'd stopped taking) is overdue.......but<br>My bowel's remembered, pretty well, how to handle the food I under-chew.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"> <br>Roger reacted well to my idea of hiding fake poop; it was a 'joke'.<br>I'm glad he didn't laugh convulsively and through my bowel wall poke.<br>It seemed a short 'procedure' after such a long home preparation.<br>Sort of reminds me of the frequently-long buildup to a short ejaculation! </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>We don't watch 'tv' much at home, but the tour of colon I enjoyed.<br>I trust the job was done 'right' as doc and nurse their skills employed.<br>Discomfort I had some, but minor. I never was a hurtin'.<br>Afterward I waited to 'pass the gas' till I was hid back behind bed curtain. <br> <br> (July 2011)</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Bri+Edwards">Bri Edwards</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=353043" data-title="Colonoscopy.....My Second One.....[LONG; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] Humor de Bri Edwards" data-description="Despite all that could've gone 'wrong', the procedure did go well, And next week Dr. Kao, to me, the lab results will tell. I left the office wide awake, and, without sedation, feeling fine. As I walked some blocks to meet my wife, on a banan..."></div> </div> </div>

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