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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=345695" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Hell in Texas</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">The devil, we're told, in hell was chained,<br>and a thousand years he there remained,<br>and he never complained, nor did he groan,<br>but determined to start a hell of his own<br>where he could torment the souls of men<br>without being chained to a prison pen.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So he asked the lord if he had on hand<br>anything left when he made the land.<br>The lord said, 'yes, i had plenty on hand,<br>but i left it down on the Rio Grande.<br>The fact is, old boy, the stuff is so poor,<br>i don't think you can use it in hell anymore.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But the devil went down to look at the truck,<br>and said if it came as a gift, he was stuck;<br>for after examining it careful and well<br>he concluded the place was too dry for hell.<br>So in order to get it off his hands<br>god promised the devil to water the lands.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">For he had some water, or rather some dregs,<br>a regular cathartic that smelt like bad eggs.<br>Hence the deal was closed and the deed was given,<br>and the lord went back to his place in heaven,<br>and the devil said, 'i have all that is needed<br>to make a good hell.' And thus he succeeded.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He began to put thorns on all the trees,<br>and he mixed the sand with millions of fleas,<br>he scattered tarantulas along all the roads,<br>put thorns on the cacti and horns on the toads;<br>he lengthened the horns of the texas steers<br>and put an addition on jack rabbit's ears.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He put little devils in the bronco steed<br>and poisoned the feet of the centipede.<br>The rattlesnake bites you, the scorpion stings,<br>the mosquito delights you by buzzing his wings.<br>The sand burrs prevail, so do the ants,<br>and those that sit down need half soles on their pants.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The devil then said that throughout the land<br>he'd manage to keep up the devil's own brand,<br>and all would be mavericks unless they bore<br>the marks and scratches and bites by the score.<br>The heat in the summer is a hundred and ten,<br>too hot for the devil and too hot for men.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The wild boar roams through the black chaparral,<br>it's a hell of a place he has for hell;<br>the red pepper grows by the bank of the brook,<br>the Mexicans use it in all that they cook.<br>Just dine with a greaser and then you will shout,<br>'I’ve a hell on the inside as well as without.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Anonymous+Americas">Anonymous Americas</a><div class=q>
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but determined to start a hell of his own
where he could torment the souls of men
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