<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=344586" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Customer Complaint</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">‘There is something wrong with this mushroom! '<br>I heard a lady, on a nearby table, suddenly boom.<br>The lady was clearly upset by the whole ‘ordeal', <br>And, asked the young waitress for a duplicate meal.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Soon, from the kitchen, her new meal appeared, <br>But, by its appearance, she was far from cheered.<br>‘I guess, an idiot, is what you take me for? <br>It's the very same mushroom, I had before! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">That it was a different mushroom, she was assured, <br>But she was not convinced, so this now meant war.<br>By this time, the lady was getting really quite irate: <br>‘That is the same mushroom, on a different plate! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">‘I tell you, this here mushroom is quite inferior! <br>I demand that I be allowed to see your Superior! <br>Your explanation, with me, girl, will just not wash.<br>You're no use: I want you to bring me your boss.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The Manager appeared, and listened to her complaint: <br>Luckily, for him, he possessed the patience of a Saint! <br>He stood there calmly, while she ranted and raved: <br>A trouble-free shift was what he desperately craved.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She seemed to have time to eat her meal before, <br>But, suddenly, she didn't have that time anymore! <br>‘I want a refund! ' she said. ‘And make it snappy! '<br>She now seemed in a rush, and very far from happy.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Of the show, the lady was most definitely the star, <br>But I think that she carried things just a little too far! <br>Tempers flared, nerves frayed, and feelings ran high: <br>And this was all over one tiny little specimen of fungi!</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Angela+Wybrow">Angela Wybrow</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=344586" data-title="Customer Complaint de Angela Wybrow" data-description="‘There is something wrong with this mushroom! ' I heard a lady, on a nearby table, suddenly boom. The lady was clearly upset by the whole ‘ordeal', And, asked the young waitress for a duplicate meal. Soon, from the kitchen, her new meal appe..."></div> </div> </div>

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