<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=110723" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Artist: jazzy jeff & the fresh prince<br>2 old men:<br>Hey...hey leroy...leroy<br>Yeah<br>Did you hear about that boy mike tyson? <br>Mike...mike tyson hes the boy<br>That played football from montreal aint he? <br>No no you old coop, he a...he a boxer man<br>Yeah<br>Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago.<br>I seen him hit this boy, and he hit the boy so hard<br>His head flew off into the eigtheenth row<br>(laughing)<br>They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row<br>[prince & jeff]<br>I was in jeffs crib one night about eight<br>And we were watchina couple of mike tyson fight tapes<br>Jeff was like...<br>Man, you see how hard mikes punchin? <br>Come on jeff the other guy was just lungin<br>Left, right, left, right, another k.o.<br>If that was me Id a been ok though<br>The very next day I gave russell a ring<br>With j.l. and omar we all called don king<br>I said yeah, don I got a problem<br>Tell em prince<br>yeah whats up? what you sayin? you tryin to solve em? <br>forget the small talk lets get to the nitty gritty<br>me and mike, two months, trump, atlantic city<br>Yo, you got this you gonna bust dude up<br>Yeah, you can be my trainer<br>Word up? <br>Im rough like a freight train smooth like ice<br>And yo jeff, straight up, I think I can mike tyson<br>Man, you can beat him, you can beat him<br>Yo man, word up<br>Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this<br>You can do it<br>Newspaper boy, old men:<br>Extra, extra read all about it<br>Fresh prince challenges iron mike tyson to a fight<br>(laughing)<br>Ah hes crazy<br>Aint that the boy who knocked the guys head in the fifthteen row? <br>Hey leroy, you read the paper? <br>That boy done lost his man<br>[prince, barber]<br>There was press conference to see what training I was doing<br>Before then I had never heard reporters booing<br>Cameras flashing I was in the middle<br>I didnt wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little<br>I said uh I been training 2o hours a day<br>Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (thats what hes doin)<br>And I run 10,000 miles every morning<br>Thinkin about mike and my moment of glory<br>(tell em more)<br>I drink water 20 gallons a pop<br>And I can throw a volkswagon a whole half block<br>(he can do it too)<br>And 4 million sit ups...in a minute....<br>..i aint lying I did it<br>(he done it)<br>The general public thought I was a fool<br>I was gettin dissed but I guess that was cool<br>Well gettin dissed is never good<br>But I was even gettin dissed in my old nieghborhood<br>I was at the corner at the top of my block<br>There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop<br>It was larwence, my barber, and franny<br>He yelled out<br>Hey, prince, you can win!<br>I said really? and I stopped to chat<br>You could beat him man, if you hit him wit a bat<br>Ha ha...you gon get whipped<br>But can I have your shoes when he break your neck? <br>Everybody was laughin out loud<br>I thought at least my own grandma would be proud<br>I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her<br>I heard her on the phone<br>(a thousand bucks on tyson)<br>[prince, ring announcer]<br>Its fight day and man am I hyped<br>Woah I cant wait to see mike<br>Boy Im hyped ready to be my thing<br>Trump castle casino<br>In this corner...weighing in<br>At a mere 165 pounds, the lighting rodent,<br>The fresh prince! (booing)<br>And in this corner...<br>The heavyweight champion of the world...<br>Iron mike tyson (cheering)<br>I came out hustling sliding and grabbing<br>Slippin and dippin hustlin and jabbin<br>For a second I looked good out there<br>But then mike brought to reality my worst nightmare<br>One punch, thats all it took (oooh)<br>He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook<br>Now how can I say this and be a little discreet<br>Lets just say that my bowels released<br>I called timeout and went back to my corner<br>Said to my coach aint no way Im goin<br>The hell back out there, man you cant forget it<br>My bodys like a punchin bag and mike is gonna (hit it)<br>They tried to make me go meet my doom<br>But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room<br>The next day the headline in the town<br>fresh prince breaks camp, tyson wins first round<br>Some fool asked why I ran away<br>I said a good run is better than a bad stand anyday<br>My career is over as far as fightin<br>But I dont know what made me think I can beat mike tyson<br>2 old men:<br>Hey leroy!<br>Yeah<br>Did you see the fight? did you see the fight? <br>The..the..the football player? <br>No the boxer, come on man<br>I was at the fight last night<br>I paid four hundred and seventy fo thousand dollars<br>For my ticket right...<br>Ah, you werent at no fight<br>I seen you around here last night<br>..and the boy..the boy ran out the ring<br>You always lying<br>I aint lying...<br>You lie to your grandkids..<br>..i seen it...<br>...you been lying ever since you was a little kid<br>...mike tyson punched the boy in his ribs, and his leg fell off<br>His leg fell off and it fell over...<br>...you always lying<br>...and it knocked the hbo camermans camera fell out his hand<br>I said, God damn, I couldnt beleive it leroy<br>You shoulda been there...you definetly shoulda been there<br>...i was right next to you playin checkers</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by Will Smith - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=110723" data-title="I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson" data-description="Artist: jazzy jeff & the fresh prince 2 old men: Hey...hey leroy...leroy Yeah Did you hear about that boy mike tyson? 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