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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=109760" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>GENIUS IN FRANCE</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm not the brightest crayon in the box<br>Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks<br>I barely even know how to put on my own pants<br>But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France<br>Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka<br>I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese<br>I got a negative number on my SATS<br>I'm not good looking, and I don't know how to dance<br>But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be a<br>Genius in France, genius in France, genius in France<br>People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak<br>An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique<br>If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week<br>But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek<br>They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique<br>When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic<br>They love my body odor and my bad toupee<br>They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret<br>And when I'm sipping on a Perrier<br>In some caf down in St. Tropez<br>It's hard to keep the fans at bay<br>They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plat"<br>"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plat"<br>Hemenene humenene himenene homenene<br>Poodle... poodle...<br>Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool<br>Got too much chlorine in my gene pool<br>A few peas short of a casserole<br>A few buttons missing on my remote control<br>A few fries short of a happy meal<br>I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel<br>Instructions on the heel<br>But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants *Bela bark*<br>Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants<br>And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response:<br>(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!) That's right!<br>(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!) You know it!<br>(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France!)<br>I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree<br>But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree<br>They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur, would you take ze picture with me?"<br>I say, "Oui oui"<br>That's right, I say, "Oui oui"<br>"Oui oui"<br>He says, "Oui oui"<br>I'm dumber than a box of hair<br>But those Frenchies don't seem to care<br>Don't know why, mon frre<br>But they love me there<br>I'm a genius in France<br>Yeah... I'm a genius in France<br>Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes<br>Gonna make those Frenchies scream, "You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"<br>Like a fine Renoir (waa!), I've got that je ne sais quoi (quoi!)<br>Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la!), I've got that je ne sais...<br>Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo<br>Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo<br>Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy<br>Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy<br>Bow<br>I'm a taco short of a combo plate<br>But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great<br>Oh, the men all faint and the women scream<br>They like me more than heavy cream<br>When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy<br>My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)<br>They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half<br>When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)<br>And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)<br>People in France have lots of attitude<br>They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food<br>But when they see me, they just come unglued<br>They think that I am one happening dude<br>Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm<br>I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball<br>But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle<br>Entre nous, it's very true<br>The room temperature's higher than my IQ<br>But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu<br>How did this happen? I don't have a clue<br>Well... I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm<br>I don't have any skills or grace or charm<br>And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants<br>But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France<br>And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back<br>I'm never never never never goin' back home again<br>I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket<br>Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it<br>'Cause I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back<br>I'm never goin' back<br>The girls back home never gave me a chance<br>But I sho nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance<br>And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance<br>But GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY, I'm a genius in France<br>Every Frenchie that I meet<br>Just can't wait to kiss my feet<br>Get in line, pucker up! Tout suite!<br>Bowm diddy bown diddy bowm diddy<br>I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour<br>I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power<br>Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower<br>A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left<br>A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left<br>I'm the biggest dork there is alive<br>My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was 35<br>And I forgot to mention<br>I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention<br>But the Frenchies think<br>That my poop don't stink<br>I'm a genius in France<br>Say... would you pass the Grey Poupon?<br>Merci beaucoup</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q>
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I barely even know how to put on my own pants
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Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka
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