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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=109724" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming<br>After working all year down at big roys eating and plumbing<br>So one night when my family the I were gathered round the dinner table<br>I said, kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world, now<br>Whered you like to go ta<br>They said, dad, we wanna see the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>They picked the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>So the very next day we loaded up the car<br>With potato skins and pickled weiners,<br>Crossword puzzles, spider-man comics, and mamas home made rhubarb pie<br>Pulled out of the driveway and the neighbors, they all waved good-bye<br>And so began our three day journey<br>We picked up a guy holding a sign that said twine ball or bust<br>He smelled real bad and he said his name was bernie<br>I put in a slim whitman tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net<br>Kids were in the back seat jumping up and down,<br>Yelling are we there yet? <br>And all of us were joined together in one common thought<br>As we rolled down the long and winding interstate in our 53 desoto<br>Were gonna see the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>Were headin for the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>Oh, we couldnt wait to get there<br>So we drove straight through for three whole days and nights<br>Of course, we stopped for more pickled weiners now and then<br>The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids couldve seen it<br>But you cant see out of the side of the car<br>Because the windows are completely covered<br>With the decals of all the place where weve already been<br>Theres elvis-o-rama, the tupperware museum,<br>The boll weevil monument, and cranberry world,<br>The shuffleboard hall of fame, poodle dog rock,<br>And the mecca of albino squirrels<br>Weve been to ghost towns, theme parks, wax museums,<br>And a place where you can drive through the middle of a tree<br>Weve seen alligator farms and tarantula ranches,<br>But theres still one thing we gotta see<br>Well, we crossed the state line about 6:39<br>And we saw a sign that said twine ball exit - 50 miles<br>Oh, the kids were so happy the started singing<br>99 bottles of beer on the wall for the 27th time that day<br>So, we pulled off the road at the last chance gas station<br>Got a few more pickled weiners and a diet chocolate soda<br>On our way to see the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>Were gonna see the biggest ball of tiwne in minnesota<br>Finally, at 7:37 early wednesday evening as the sun was setting<br>In the minnesota sky<br>Out in the distance, on the horizon, it appeared to me like a vision<br>Before my unbelieving eye<br>I parked the car and walked with awe-filled reverence towards that<br>Glorius huge majestic sphere<br>I was just so overwhelmed by its sheer imensity,<br>I had to pop myself a beer<br>Yes, on these hallowed grounds, open ten to eight on weekdays,<br>In a little shrine under a make-shift pagoda,<br>There sits the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>I tell you, its the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>Oh, what on earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing? <br>Oh, windin up twenty-one thousand, one hundred forty pounds of string<br>What was he trying to prove, who was he trying to impress<br>Why did he build it, how did he do, it was anybodys guess<br>Where did he get the twine, what was goin through his mind<br>Did it just seem like a good idea at the time<br>Well, we walked up beside it and I warned the kids<br>Now, you better not touch it, those ropes are there for a reason<br>I said, maybe if youre good, Ill tie it to the back of our car<br>And we can take it home, but I was only teasin<br>Then we went to the gift shop and stood in line<br>Bought a souvineer miniature ball of twine, some window decals,<br>And anything else theyd sell us<br>And we bought a couple post cards, greetings from the twine ball,<br>Wish you were here<br>Wont the folks back home be jealous<br>I gave our camera to bernie and we stood by the ball and we all gathered<br>round and said, cheese<br>The bernie ran away with my brand new insti-matic,<br>But at least we got our memories<br>Then we all just stared at the ball for a while and my eyes got moist,<br>But I said with a smile, kids, this heres what americas all about<br>Then I started feelin kinda gooey inside and I fell on my knees<br>And I cried and cried<br>And thats when those security guards threw us out<br>You know, I bet if we unravelled that sucker,<br>Itd roll all the way down to fargo, north dakota<br>cause its the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>Im talkin bout the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>Well, we stayed that night at the twine ball inn<br>In the morning we were on our way home again<br>But we really didnt want to leave, that was perfectly clear<br>I said, folks, I can tell youre all sad to go<br>Then I winked my eye and I said, you know, I got a funny kind of feelin<br>Well be comin back again next year<br>cause Ive been all around this great big world<br>And I cant think of anywhere else Id rather go to<br>Than the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>I said the biggest ball of twine in minnesota<br>Minnesota<br>Minnesota<br>Minnesota</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q>
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