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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=109679" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Your Horoscope For Today</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">aquarius<br>There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a<br>Speeding bus<br>Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole seventeen hours a<br>Day<br>Pisces<br>Try to avoid any virgos or leos with the ebola virus<br>You are the tru lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say<br>Aries<br>The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound<br>Watermelon in your colon<br>Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to meryl streep<br>Taurus<br>You will never find tru happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?<br>The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go<br>Back to sleep<br>That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)<br>That's your horoscope for today<br>That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)<br>That's your horoscope for today<br>Gemini<br>Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence<br>Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through<br>Your chest<br>Cancer<br>The position of jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in<br>The mud<br>Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's<br>Test<br>Leo<br>Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's<br>Face, oh no<br>Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of<br>Strawberry quik<br>Virgo<br>All virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you<br>Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick<br>That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)<br>That's your horoscope for today<br>That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)<br>That's your horoscope for today<br>Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the<br>Relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep<br>Significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give<br>You my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid,<br>Scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not<br>To reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.<br>Where was i?<br>Libra<br>A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that<br>You<br>Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts<br>Next week<br>Scorpio<br>Get ready for an unexpected trip when you call screaming from an open window<br>Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak<br>Sagittarius<br>All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)<br>Take down all those naked pictures of ernest borgnine you've got hanging in<br>Your den<br>Capricorn<br>The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know<br>They're lying<br>If i were you, i's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never<br>Leave my house again<br>That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)<br>That's your horoscope for today<br>That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)<br>That's your horoscope for today<br>That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)<br>That's your horoscope for today<br>That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)<br>That's your horoscope for today</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q>
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There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
Speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole seventeen hours a
Day
Pisces
Try to avoid any virgos or leos with the ebola virus
You are th..."></div>
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