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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=109672" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report<br>About some devastating earthquake in Peru<br>There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive<br>On the Richter scale it measured 8.2<br>And I said, "God, please answer me one question...<br>Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"<br>What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything<br>And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed<br>Why does this always happen...<br>Why does this always happen to me?<br>Why does this always happen...<br>Why does this always happen to me?<br>I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl<br>There was a 12-car pile-up, everybody dead<br>And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere<br>As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head<br>And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him<br>Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money . what a jerk<br>Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again<br>Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work<br>Oh, why does this always happen...<br>Why does this always happen to me?<br>Why does this always happen...<br>Why does this always happen to me?<br>Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner<br>And he told me I should buy another case<br>Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking<br>So I turned around and stabbed him in the face<br>Oh, and wouldn't you know it?<br>My knife got stuck<br>I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then<br>But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little<br>And I know the blade will never ever be quite as sharp again<br>Oh tell me, why does this always happen...<br>Why does this always happen to me?<br>Why does this always happen...<br>Why does this always happen to me?<br>Why does this always happen to me?<br>Why does this always happen to me?</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q>
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On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
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