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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=109623" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>A COMPLICATED SONG</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne<br>Uh huh... extra cheese<br>Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me<br>Pizza party at your house<br>I went just to check it out<br>19 extra larges - what a shame<br>No one came<br>Just us, eatin' all alone<br>You said, "Take the pizza home"<br>"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"<br>So then I faced<br>Pizza all day<br>And every day<br>This cheese 'round the clock<br>Is gettin' me blocked<br>And I sure don't care<br>For irregularity<br>Tell me<br>Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?<br>'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated<br>In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain<br>And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain<br>Oh, should I take the laxatives or have my colon irrigated?<br>No no no<br>I was feelin' pretty down<br>Till my girlfriend came around<br>We're just so alike in every way<br>I gotta say<br>In fact, I just thought I might<br>Pop the question there that night<br>I was kissing her so tenderly<br>But woe is me<br>Who would have guessed<br>Her family crest<br>I'd suddenly spy<br>Tattooed on her thigh<br>And son-of-a-gun<br>It's just like the one on me<br>Tell me<br>How was I supposed to know we were both related?<br>Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated<br>What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose<br>And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes<br>And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?<br>No no no<br>I had so much on my mind<br>I thought maybe I'd unwind<br>Try out that new roller coaster ride<br>And the guide<br>Said not to stand<br>But that's a demand<br>That I couldn't meet<br>I got on my feet<br>And stood up instead<br>And knocked off my head, you see<br>Tell me<br>Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?<br>This really is a major inconvenience , oh man, I really hate it<br>Such a drag now... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore<br>I can't belch or yodel anymore<br>Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated<br>Oh no<br>Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah)<br>I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated<br>What a bummer<br>Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze<br>But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now<br>Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated<br>No no no</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q>
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Uh huh... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 extra larges - what a shame
No one came
Just us, eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pi..."></div>
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