Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.
Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
It brings up happy old days when I was only a farmer and not an agriculturist.
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.
By nature and doctrines I am addicted to the habit of discovering choice places wherein to feed.
She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).
Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.

