Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.

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I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

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I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.

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If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.

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Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.

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I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in.

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It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.

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I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

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I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't.

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My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.

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