The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract -- teach him to deduct.

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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.

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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Fran Lebowitz in Social Studies (1981)
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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