It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.

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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

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