The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

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The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

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